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eliaes:

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420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

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..he was a tall handsome man, the type of man who wouldn't miss a beat to tear someone apart if they crossed him. You being a feisty girl who had strong independent tendencies, was fully ready to stand up to Mr. Wayne if he treated you like one of his shoulder hussies. The tall Wayne Enterprise building met the clouds in the sky, leaving it to you to imagine how many floors it contained. You walked in confidently in your heals, and business skirt. You approached the woman behind the desk.

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(cont 2/8) She looked up at you and smiled, “are you Evelyn?” surprised you replied “yes, how did you” “oh we’ve been expecting you all morning” She interrupted. She picked up her phone “Yes Mr. Wayne, She’s finally here.” A little fear struck through your body. “You can go ahead and go up to the top floor, he’ll be waiting for you” she said pointing towards the elevator. You didn’t expect to be meeting Mr. Wayne so early, let alone him being the one to conduct your interview.

(cont 3/8) The elevator doors dinged as it opened up into Mr. Wayne’s office. You had never seen an elevator that goes directly to someone’s office, and you had defiantly never seen an office take up a full floor. As you were studying his office space, which included a personal kitchen, you heard steps approaching you. You turned to see his face. He was taller then you expected, his slicked back black hair glistened in the light. Your body was getting weaker and weaker with every inch he got closer.

(cont 4/8) He leaned in close to you “Hello Evelyn” he said with a sly smile on his face. “Follow me if you don’t mind” he turned and started walking leaving a trail of cologne behind him. You followed like a little puppy. Half of you became concerned with the affect this man had on you, the other half of you diddled with the thought of what Bruce Wayne looked like nude. You gathered back control of your mind and sat down in front of his desk.

(cont 5/8) He sat quietly for a few minutes looking at you, keeping perfect eye contact while he did so. He finally unfroze and leaned forward “So Evelyn, I hear you are a pretty fair accountant” he said with the same sly smile. “Tell me what brings you to my office, Evelyn” you cleared your throat trying to stay calm “Well, um, the last company I worked with went out of business” “I see” he said looking down writing on his white notepad lying on the top of his desk. As he was writing you looked around.

(cont 6/8) Something caught your eye about his bookcases lined against the wall. They all had similar books on each shelf, but there was one book slightly bigger and more worn on the middle shelf in the middle case. He looked up and caught you studying it, he smiled “Well Evelyn I think you’d be perfect for the job” he stood up

(cont 7/8) “Come here and I’ll show you your first line of business” he said holding out his hand. He led you over to the bookcases. His hand gripped the big worn book and pulled back on it. The first case slid open revealing a secret room. You peeked in the room seeing naughty things, whips, toys, binding utensils. You froze; he leaned and whispered into your ear “You’re mine now.”

(cont 8/8) I hope you liked it, I tried to go with a character I thought you liked, I hope you like batman I’m sorry if you don’t. It’s pretty simple, I didn’t know what type of fics you liked so I just kept it pretty toned down.

Oh wow! Thanks! I loved it!

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karibuillustrations:

I rarely get asked to sketch or draw ships for people at cons, especially non-anime/manga related ones. Here is Jason Todd and Tim Drake from DC comics. I rather enjoyed drawing this, not gonna lie ;)

*swoon*

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ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

cassandracaindesiresstuff:

judedeluca:

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

Glad to know it was used well.

Don’t worry that sarcasm was so deep it caused the Earth to shake and more sarcasms opened up, we should be good until 3029

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renaroo:

More canon reminders, because I’m in a mood:

  • Zatanna’s mother, Sindella, was just as if not more powerful than Zatara as she was a full blooded Homo Magi witch.
  • Buddy Baker once hosted a children’s TV show in the DCU so that he could spread animal awareness. He is consistently getting work on the side as a stunt man in TV & movies and was famous before he was a superhero.
  • Buddy Baker also canonically suffers from depression and anti-depressant dependency. He often has breakdowns when his wife and kids are separated from him.
  • Big Barda was based on Jack Kirby’s wife, and the marriage between her and Mister Miracle happened within a year of her appearance.
  • Scott Free’s successor as Mister Miracle has always meant to go to Shilo Norman, a young African-American boy who Barda and he took in when they first moved permanently to Earth and who was a major character in the original series.
  • Roy Harper was Lian’s father for a lot longer than any time he was suffering from addiction more prominently. To say addiction is more important to his character than being a father is ridiculous nonsense.
  • Cassandra moving to Hong Kong still makes no sense, Mr. Morrison, because she was never raised in that culture, with that language, or is even fully Chinese.
  • And this is less canon so much as it’s fact, but the reasons for disposing of Sin are still bullshit.
  • Rose Wilson is half Cambodian, even if numerous artists ignored this and drew her as “the whitest white girl to ever white.”
  • Killing off Eddie Bloomberg before Rose had a chance to admit her feelings to him was bullshit.
  • Not showing Rose’s reaction to Eddie’s death is also utter bullshit.
  • Connor Hawke is 1/4 Black, 1/4 Korean and half white and is dark-skinned
  • Dick Grayson is of mixed Romani descent thank you very much
  • Damian is 1/4 Arabic and 1/4 Chinese
  • Because the Kanes are a Jewish family, Bruce Wayne’s mother is Jewish, making Batman ethnically Jewish
  • Jason Todd was not a bad Robin, and most of the times in canon he got angry as Robin was over violence against women
  • Kyle Rayner’s father is Mexican
  • Cassandra Cain was respected and beloved by the entire rest of the Batfamily. She was especially close to Babs, who was basically her adoptive mother, and was one of the few people who supported Steph as Spoiler most when she needed it.

Source: renaroo

Source: kpfun

Reblog if you DARE someone to write a fic about you and the character of their choosing and send it in an ask/submit.

ladyoftheshield:

kaiserneko:

thenameisfrost:

heynawa:

bootyshortscronus:

thenightmaregeneral:

iammadscientist:

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((extra points for smut)

i will be so happy if you do this holy shit yes

please do it and i will love you forever

i will literally love you so much pleASE

Okay, now I’m just fucking curious.

My one request is NOT SMUT PLEASE and go

TOTALLY ok with smut!

  • me: yeah, i'm asexual
  • person: OH, so you don't have sex right?
  • me: no, i just don't feel attraction
  • person: wow, it sucks that you don't like sex
  • me: i just told you it's a lack of attraction
  • person: so can you like, not masturbate or something? have you never had sex??
  • me: how is that even any of your business? and i just said th-
  • person: i bet if you had sex with the right person you'd change your mind. you just have to do it the RIGHT way.
  • me: ...
  • person: maybe you should see a psychiatrist or something
  • me: IT'S NOT A DISORDER OR LOW LIBIDO OR ANY OF THAT IT'S LITERALLY JUST A LACK OF ATTRACTION! WILL YOU PLEASE LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TALK!!
  • person: i bet you're angry because you're not getting laid

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notunwise:

All my years of commissioning Marcus To have led to this.

Fan Expo 2014, Toronto.

I’ll scan the picture when I am home from Toronto.

angryboyfriends:

fuckyourracism:

sugoi-rudeboi:

jelizabeth41:

lyriciss:

petitfemmenoir:

THIS IS NOT NEWS

I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.

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BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.

Africans in Africa? Mind blown. 

amazing, just amazing

Source: darvinasafo

  • Men's Rights Activists: THIS IS NOT FAIR. MEN HAVE PROBLEMS TOO.
  • Black Men: We're constantly demonized by mainstream media and are targets of police brutality.
  • Gay Men: We face discrimination and hatred and are denied marriage and job security.
  • Trans Men: We are outcasts and are denied medical care, our lives are constantly under threat and our gender is always under scrutiny and policed by others.
  • Men's Rights Activist: ....
  • ...
  • ...
  • ...
  • Men's Right Activist: Y-Yeah, but... a Feminist was mean to me...

Source: jamietheignorantamerican