Imagine how badly Jason’s brain short-circuits the first time a soaking wet Tim gets pulled out of the Gotham river with his uniform stuck to his abs?
Jason is all grumbles cause stupid Drake just HAD to help him out and he ended up in the river and Jason has to pull him out cause if he doesn’t, Alfred will be angry but that doesn’t mean he can’t make duck puns while he’s reaching in and Tim’s hand grabs hold of Jason’s bicep and vice-versa and as he’s pulling Tim out of the river, he takes the opportunity, since Tim’s domino is waterlogged, to take a good, hard look at him and boy are those abs good and hard and Jason’s brain misfires and has to restart and as a result, Tim almost gets dropped back into the river. Most of those words would just be half-words cause Jason is having trouble forming complete anything.
WELL, one part of Jason is forming a complete something.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Jason drops him back into the river and just walks away in a daze.
An annoyed and still soaking wet Tim angrily stalks towards him a few blocks later asking what his problem is and Jason just makes a mouse noise and points at Tim’s abs.
Tim throws his hands up in the air “YOUVE WORKED WITH DICK FOR YEARS WITHOUT A PROBLEM. NOW IM AN ISSUE?”
"Issue is an interesting word."
What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.
I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.