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shoujo-goddess:

owlmylove:

during a quidditch game the Ravenclaw announcer narrates “and the seeker’s taking a dive, he’s turning down, can he-” before a muggleborn darts in and yells “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT” into the mic and every muggleborn in the entire arena loses their minds

"oh an excellent-" another muggleborn grabs the mic and yells "SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOT SHOT SHOTS! EVERYBODY!!" and there is no hope of recovering the crowd of dancing muggleborns after that

Source: owlmylove

fyeahlilbit3point0:

SCREECH CASS IS BEING ADDED TO THE MOBILE INJUSTICE GAME!

Source: imvaldemar

thekool-jey-gq:

THE TRUTH

Source: stonedpervert

cupcake-fallen-angel:

vidreebro:

ahsadler:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

IT’S AUGUST YOU MANIACS

someone’s getting coal this year

IT’S FUCKING SEPTEMBER WHO BROUGHT IT BACK

Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys

25?

Asked by sorceressassassin

It’s a one-liner, so have 24 - 27. 

“If that’s not a walk of shame, I’ll eat your hat,” Cassie said triumphantly, tilting her head back to look at Eli.

“It’s not like that,” Billy said quickly, even though it should be, if the world would only work the way he wanted it to-

And “I’m just crashing there,” Teddy said almost overtop of him.

“Jesus, don’t get them started again.” Tommy rolled his eyes and headed for his station, spinning his hat across the room to land on the hook by the cash. 

tj:

Astoundingly awful story of “every day” sexism and racism from @iSmashFizzle.

If you can’t read it here, see this timeline that I put together.

(Thanks to Matt for explaining how Twitter’s timeline feature wörks.)

Source: twitter.com

tommybishops:

splderwoman:

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

IN 2016 (x)

"[Deadpool] will actually have no connection to the one that was in Wolverine," said Reynolds.

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Source: splderwoman

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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sm0keblunts:

fandom-of-everything:

awesomephilia:

what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen

Is that why when you stop breathing you black out. 

GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE

Source: dutchster

youngblackandvegan:

racism-sexist-ableism-ohmy:

goingdownthebayou:

ishyagrrrl:

My brother sent me a picture of a few young girls protesting outside of Party City in Harlem, today. They want Princess Tiana back.

Amazing! “Kids don’t see racial differences.” “Tiana is available online only” You go girls!!!

"Representation doesn’t matter."

"Kids don’t see race."

These girls just proved you all wrong.

precious angels!

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I'm gonna be greedy TEEHEE. Apodyopis and Gymnophoria- TimKon. >w<

Asked by b-tandoodlez

Send Me a Word Meme - Please read before requesting
Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone.
Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you.

Kon didn’t really like the Red Robin uniform. It was leather, and hard, and seemed like a step away from what Tim used to be…

So he would mentally undo the belts, unclip the cape, unzip the uniform and pull down the cowl and kiss Tim while he did it, and call him his Robin and remind him of the old days.

Tim would feel Kon’s eyes circle around his body. Tim mentally smiled. Kon didn’t like the uniform, but it made more sense for where he was now… still, Kon’s eyes running down his back, mapping and planning each way to pull it off him.

One day they would have to see if Kon’s mental practice made perfect.

Source: hawkstout